Horny Old Italian Doctor Molests Patient, Beats TV Crew
So this old italian doctor molested some girl on TV, and the camera’s were rolling the whole time. He sucks her nipples and measures the tightness of her vaj, for science. He makes creepy kisses at her. Then when the TV crew comes, he beats the shit out of them, first by vicious hand-talking, then schoolyard [...]
What if the Big Game Blogs Were Characters From Revenge of the Nerds
Restate my assumptions: One, the internet is the language of nature. Two, everything around us can be represented and understood through comparisons to 80′s comedies. Three, if you compare the characters in 80′s comedies to the characters on the internet, patterns will emerge. Therefore there are patterns everywhere in nature. It only makes sense, then, [...]
Review: McDonald’s McdoBLT Should Be Just Be Called the McMayo
Quebec is no stranger to weird McCoctions. Quebec was the original test market for the Big Mac Wrap, and my Kosher and Halal friends will certainly remember McDonald’s Pizza, giving them a chance to eat something other than the Fillet-O-Fish. Well, McDonald’s seems to be catering more to local tastes with their latest, the McDoBLT. Even the [...]
Got Trolled On, So Here Are Some Mass Effect Memes
From henceforth I shall post my memes here, and today I start with but a few video game related ones. Why? I posted a meme on a meme generator, and two hours later, lo and behold, someon’s slightly reworded meme is the top meme of the day. I got chamelatrolled, that very same day. That’s [...]
Someone’s Trolling The Game of Thrones Pirates Hard
Wow everyone trying to haXxx the new episode of Game of Thrones on TV links is getting trolled the fuck out every which way. First of all someone’s been flagging every comment as spam for litteraly an hour: 2 minutes ago Random. 24 posts this comment has been flagged as inappropriate or spam, a TVL [...]
Trolling Dumb Americans on the Street
So this wierd kid went to his dumb high school and asked all the sluts and druggos simple questions. These are their failed attempts at queefing out an answer: I’m sure if you asked them what a blumpkin is, you’d be shocked at their astuity. As for me, well, this is my [...]
Fat Black Women Take Twitter Serious
In the hood, street cred is measured in followers: “That’s what you get for talkin’ shit on Twitter!,” says one girl. “Yo lemme get a twit pic!,” says the dude. In my day, the internet was for crackers. Now, it runs the streets. Meanwhile, this happens all the time: I love how [...]
Naked Ladies Struttin’ Down the Streets Of NY
Aww yeh, nothing like a naked lady on the street: The fat cop in the first video is thinking “I could hit it.” Of course he’d beat her first: grindtime1123 seriously? dude was about to beat her with the night stick, pussy move. JeremyA he don’t know what that bitch got, nigga [...]
White Boy Beats Up Black Kid, Geats Beat Up By Black Kid’s Brother
Lessons from this video – in the projects, the white kids are blacker than the black kids, everyone fights but never really gets hurt, and people don’t really care one way or another: I love how the black kid’s family don’t do anything in the first fight, how casual everyone is second in the [...]
Taxi Runs Over Man on St Lawrence in Montreal, Everyone Trolls Man
Spoiler alert – someone’s going to get run over in this video: The craziest part? Everyone’s trolling the kid who got hit. Litterally every comment is a bloodthirsty encouragement of the cab driver’s actions: Britney Spears Its Britney Bitch! He deserved to get run over. This made me happy, justice served. Tony [...]
